Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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