whats gay ? you

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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