My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Obama is a good president.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What is a chair?

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Nickleback.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Anti Joke

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