why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Im black

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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hey

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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