Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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HEY!

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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