DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Microwave

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Fuck her

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Buzi vagy!

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Anti Joke

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