- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Chuck Norris.

whos gay? you are

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

i like turtles

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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