A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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how may i help you

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Amazing

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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