An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Can I touch it?

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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good one jess !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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