Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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