What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Hey

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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