Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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