I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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9/11/2001

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Hello

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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GADZOOKS!

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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