There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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John Cena for president

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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