Stop being a centipede

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Mrs. Welsh

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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I don't get it

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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