What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Your social life.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Ol-ive

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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