A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Johnson stops eating

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Hi my name is Bob

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Poopsack Jones

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Gale swallows.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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