Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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