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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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