How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Men

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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