Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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