Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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roy g biv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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