A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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knock knock you may come in

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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roses are red violets are blue

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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lol

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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