A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Replacement Referees

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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yes... that's the joke

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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