Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Women's Rights

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Anti Joke

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