I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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why girl die cancer

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Justin Bieber

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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womans rights

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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