Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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