What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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You sick fiend

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Ben is gay

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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