- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Do you believe this will change?

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

kiss me?

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Brad Fuller!

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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