Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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