Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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this site is an antijoke

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Jasper sucks.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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