what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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lol

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Breast cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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if you read this you are gay

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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