what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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A young baby died.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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