Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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no rasist joks

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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George Bush.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Anti Joke

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