I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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69

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Spread the net.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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