- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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