Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Microwave

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Anti Joke

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