Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Obamacare!

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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