roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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