- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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