what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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