Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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