- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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That didn't hurt.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Llamaworm

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Obama

Hello

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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