why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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hi bye

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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what is 3+3= 8

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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