- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Your grandma's cookies.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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