the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Hey Shea

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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