A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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