What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Xbox One

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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