girls lacrosse

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thomas!!!!

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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