Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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