So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Terry has ebola

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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