Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Ham sandwich

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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