Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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sweaty black guy

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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