- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

y u no like me joke?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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