What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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