Paperclip... BANANA?!

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Mexicans are like waffles

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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