Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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