What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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