Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Female rights.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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