This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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