whats your name? bumder:)

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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planking.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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This is not Will Smith.

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