There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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my wife out of the kitchen

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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penis

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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obama is a good president

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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