One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Women's Basketball.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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