A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Albert your flies undone.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Lil Wayne

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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