Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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I am on a escalator.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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