What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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