Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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