What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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OIO

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Nick Cannon

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Asians

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Where do you live? In a house

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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I literally died laughing

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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