Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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