What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Women's rights.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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