A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Neither did she.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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lipstick pig

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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