I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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My kids are mistakes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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