Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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nba live 13

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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4/20.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Rick Perry.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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