- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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