What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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