Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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That's Racist

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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