What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Ham sandwich

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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