How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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1+1= 69

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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