- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

c-? men, C-men

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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