What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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i have two hands.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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