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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Please Rape William Wright

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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