- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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